"What is wrong with this picture?...You can use a regular knife in first class on Continental. For the past -- oh, I don't know -- year or so, I've noticed when my frequent-flying gets me upgraded that they have real knives in first class now. Whatever happened to the edict that the airlines were taking metal knives off airplanes permanently because they didn't want them to possibly be used by terrorists in the future?"
Somebody needs to sit Mr. King down and reassure him of three known facts. First, terrorists never fly first class. Second, people who can afford to fly first class would never cause a disturbance or act violently. Lastly and most importantly, the government knows who the terrorists are. So, relax Peter there's nothing wrong with that picture and there's no reason to bother the good people in first class when the time could be better spent harassing Hooters waitresses in coach.
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